I've come to a very important decision. If it so happens that I ever find myself somehow, beyond all reason, engaged to be married... I'm freaking going to elope. Seriously.
I mean really. I see no joy whatsoever in the process. Between guest lists, vendors asking for extortionate sums of money just because they can, date drama, dress drama, bridesmaid drama, drama, drama, drama. It just looks like a whopping bit of unfun.
So it's official. I'm either A) Going to elope (seriously), or B) Have such a closed wedding that the only people involved are going to be our families and closest of close personal friends. That's it. None of this giant shebang mumbo jumbo.
Sorry to break the news, future groom-dude, but it's sweet and simple for this someday-Sadie. No diamond tiaras, no monogrammed everything, no platinum weddings. I know how disappointed you must be, but, well, I'm afraid you'll just have to deal with it. Dude.
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This is a decision I made long ago as well. I've been in and to enough weddings that the idea of a big, white, extravagant wedding has seriously lost its lustre.
Such a shame. I was planning on twirling glowsticks at your nuptial festivities.
But really... such a ridiculous headache, all of it.
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